The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Even my vagina gasped.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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