i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
please come you make the beer taste better
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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