I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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