stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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