This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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