Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
This girl is more easily done than said...
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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