i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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