You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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