hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
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