Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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