I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
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