Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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