Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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