That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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