What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Two words: nipple clamps
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