We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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