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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  dude i feel like shit

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  well u did eat a lot of play-doh

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking

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  only in oregon

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  You did not just nickname me "Nipples".

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.

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• (619): View more from California

  You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there

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  Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.

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• (315): View more from New York

  she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot

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• (305): View more from Florida

  No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  ? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.

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