I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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