But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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