Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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