he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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