wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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