Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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