it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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