She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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