put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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