so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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