I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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