ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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