In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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