4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Screwed.edu
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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