watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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