why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He told me they were just razor bumps!
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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