I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
