I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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