Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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