Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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