Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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