its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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