Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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