it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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