Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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