He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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