Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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