ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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