We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I know her cup size but not her name....
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