I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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