guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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