Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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