Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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