She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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