Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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