Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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