Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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