with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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