ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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